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Wasn’t feeling well so my wife made me breakfast in bed


Wasn’t feeling well so my wife made me breakfast in bed

by burgerbingbettuce

47 Comments

  1. Money-Biscotti6680

    She either doesn’t eat or real mad

  2. Hot-Refrigerator6583

    She’s not a bad cook, just motivating you to get better and make your own breakfast.

  4. Separate-Succotash11

    You don’t like pancakes well done?
    At least there’s a bit of love in those cakes.

  5. FartSmeIa

    are u sure u were not feeling well BEFORE she cooked this for you?

  7. No-Beautiful5866

    She’s just trying to finish you off while you’re already weak. Watch out!

  11. solo_dbd_player

    Hmm. Thinking she wants to finish the job.

  13. hudson_valley_chef

    There are some parts that aren’t burned….. 😁🤣

  14. One-Crab-137

    Wow! Hope you don’t have a sore throat as you’ll defo have one after trying to swallow those bad boys!

  15. thelectricrain

    If only she turned the heat down a little, they’d be decent 🙁

  18. peacenchemicals

    she tryna make you feel worse apparently

  19. midgetspinner6969

    You are getting carbon monoxide poisoned by your wife bro

  20. Ayakaba

    did she see her chance coming to end your suffering quickly?

  22. -perspicacious_

    I choked on my vape giggling at this. That doesn’t happen often.

  23. Rich-Reason1146

    Looks like fungal growths on a petri dish

  24. thuglife_7

    Soak em in syrup and you’ll be right as rain

  25. hello_raleigh-durham

    Treating you like a god, bringing you burnt offerings.

  26. last-of-the-mohicans

    You Dirty Bird… How could you!!!

  29. WeirdSysAdmin

    I don’t think it’s supposed to make you worse.

  30. GentrifriesGuy

    😂

    ![gif](giphy|AiEr9b7sX5VKIoIvQL)

    Wife trying to Thanos snap you with pancakes

  31. rcinmd

    That’s so thoughtful of her, I hope you’re posting this because you realize what a wonderful partner you have.

  33. Ztronic412

    I thought that was a fried and burnt turtle shell

  36. TruckingLion

    Talk about kicking you while you are down.

  38. BrosephStalined

    Think I know why you’re feeling unwell

  39. BR33D760

    I have an idea of why you may not be feeling well…

  41. cocoahugo

    Just soak it in maple syrup. The combined taste of burnt pancakes and sweet syrup is actually nice. At least for me. ✌🏼👍🏻

  42. wassupmyninjas796

    Is that Nutella pancakes? Those are the best!

  43. blackleydynamo

    When it’s brown, it’s cooked.

    When it’s black, it’s fucked.

  44. Ant_Bizzy

    I thought these were seared baby turtle shells

  46. dr_strange-love

    She only took 1 cooking class, and it was about steaks